Eastern Slope Suck

When you are kissing someone and you start sucking in your air to create an almost vacuum seal with the other person.

Did you just do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge, your lips are looking plump?
No, I have just been using the eastern slope suck as my favorite make out method.

by Zarbees October 23, 2019

Eastern time faggot

A mentally challenged individual who announces dates before everyone else because he lives in the eastern time zone. The dumbass thinks it’s cute when really it’s akin to peeing in ones own mouth

Happy birthday, mark!

We live in central time, his birthday is in an hour you eastern time faggot

by SpaceKingKong October 29, 2019

Easterween

When pandemics prevent contact with loved ones, major holidays may be combined. Easterween blends the best of the Easter & Halloween Holiday traditions.

Please come by for Easterween, make sure to dress in a ghoulish costume & bring an easter basket to retrieve hidden eggs & free candy.

by immelinda October 30, 2020

eastern university

a small, Christian university on Philadelphia's Main Line. Students that attend Eastern are either hard-core Christians, athletes, alcoholics or are both athletes and alcoholics. You'll meet your best friends here but will also meet psychopaths too. While attending EU you will either develop a fear of geese or will chase them across campus. You also might begin to develop a superiority complex if you start to attend Christian things (aka Wednesday Night Worship). Overall pretty liberal as far as Christian schools go but living in the dorms is a lot like living with your parents. Open door policy & no alcohol. But, given the fact there are 5 liquor stores within 5 miles of EU, a nice backpack will get you past the RAs who could not give less of a fuck and are probably drunk themselves. Since Villanova is 10 minutes away a lot of EU students also self-identify as Nova basketball fans even though they have no fucking clue what the rules are.

"I go to Eastern University." "Where the heck is that?" "Oh, it's on the Main Line. I basically go to Villanova. #GoCats"

by average christian December 16, 2020

Eastern Spy

This is when someone speaks a different slavic language when they are in Russia, and acts like they are not Russian but are acting like another Slavic culture other than Russia.

An Eastern Spy can be like when they start saying "привіт" to someone in Russia or responding with "Так", when asked a question in Russian.

by Barlock89 June 13, 2021

Eastern o'clock

When you live in PST, but your company/friends/etc decide to set on a meeting time that seems "normal" in EST (9am), but ends up being outrageously early for PST (6am).

Co-Worker: I need to get up early tomorrow, got a meeting.
Another Co-Worker: Lemme guess, Eastern o'clock?
Co-Worker: Yup.

by ModernChaot April 9, 2022

Easterly

To finish a bottle of Whisky when you promised your wife you was only going to pour a wee dram

"That bottle got a good Easterly last night"

by TerryTino May 13, 2022