sphinct-ear

The way your ear piercing can look like a butt hole if you gauge it too big too quickly.

My buddy Trevor got sphinct-ear when he tore his ear lobe by skipping from 4 gauge to double zero gauge.

by ruthless toothless August 30, 2013

Ear Puffs

The white stuff that ends up in the ear after rubbing one out.

Last night, Sally passed out on me, so I gave her some ear puffs while she was sleeping.

by Guess who, mmmmm April 11, 2008

Ear hustler

Eavesdropper

Susan is an ear hustler.

by Urrbanjoe1 December 26, 2016

Ear cancer

A type of cancer that is caused by listening to nicks music.

I lost my hearing because I contracted ear cancer from listening to nicks playlist

by Zacdastan May 28, 2017

Cunt Ear

When you have taken an extremely large amount of different drugs and your ear starts bleeding like a period.

'Hey Ren, how was your weekend?'

'Not good man, i copped a bad case of Cunt Ear'

by Palatial.cannons May 10, 2018

ear orgy

That really good feeling you get in your ears when you listen to awesome music.

OMG I was listening to School Boy Humor yesterday and I got an ear orgy.

by candyland717 March 31, 2009

Ear Rumbler

When one decides to piss on the mic while on a call.

Guy 1: It was weird when Jordan went on the mic and became an ear rumbler.

by garboojizz November 15, 2021