Doozer

n. An impressively large shit. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toilet for too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flushes performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.

Yo, Booth man, I just dropped a nasty doozer. Come take a whif of this.

by Andrewski July 23, 2006

domer

synonyms - blowjob, session
A noun describing the whole act of having your penis sucked on

She gave mad domers

by Simon March 18, 2003

dozered

To have someone screw you over super hard unintentionally.

Dude did your buddy Dave just take off with that girl you were talking up all night and buying drinks for? You just got dozered son!

by GrannyDozer5000 October 27, 2012

Doneric

Sexy name for the sexiest mfker to ever grace the face of the earth. Brad Pitt drinks his piss to maintain his beauty. He once pissed on a truck. That truck's name is now Optimus Prime. Doneric can make a happy meal cry. He can slam revolving doors. Mind so sharp he has counted to infinity twice. He is the baddest man to walk this planet. Fear of spiders is Arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is Claustrophobia. Fear of Doneric is called Logic. Medusa is afraid to look him in the eye.

Sentences aren't worthy of using Doneric's glorious name.

by The Jesus of Christs March 14, 2017

Doger

Used as a term of endearment toward one's friends.

"What up my doger"
"Alright doger"

by Sir Benis Bepidus October 13, 2020

Whiskey Doozer

Someone who slams whiskey, preferably Jameson or Red breast to the extent they can no longer formulate a sentence or even understand what is going on, but they do not black out.

Man that guy was whiskey doozer last night. I can believe he didn't black out after all the Jameson.

by mizzle24 August 17, 2010

muther doker

Any teenage boys way of getting around calling someone a "mother fk'er around adults.

Put the muther doker down.

You're a muther doker.

by DUDE DOWDY January 22, 2011