dong cheddar

When a man's genitalia has not been washed in a very long time it forms cheese, but when it hasn't been washed for years it starts to form a cheddar cheese.
Dude, chad wreaks of dong cheddar. Has he ever taken a shower? He smells like tuna.
by HobO_DeluxE June 06, 2014
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hong dong

An item bought for a grossly inflated price to impress people or because you convince yourself you want it: "Hong Dong" is the name of world's most expensive dog, a Red Tibetan Mastiff bought by a Chinese industrialist for $1.5 million.
That MacBook Air you bought to could check your Hotmail at coffee shops is a real hong dong.
by Sharawadgis March 18, 2011
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dong duel

An erotic pseudo-battle between two men, using their penises as weapons.
Constantly looking for any excuse to disagree, Don and Eric always settle an argument with a dong duel.
by Mistah Know-it-all December 23, 2020
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DONG DEALER

One who simply slings dick.
by Spanky97 September 10, 2016
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Dong Jaw

When her mouth and jaw are sore from sucking too much Dick.
Rachel loves a good gang bang and pulling a train. But she really hates the dong jaw the next day.

If you mom is chewing a little delicate today, it’s cause I gave her dong jaw last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
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Dong sneeze

Man 1: My dong sneezed in her face last night.

Man 2: Nice
by 535 February 21, 2011
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Girthy dong

A hard dick, usually quite lengthy as well
by Munch919 September 05, 2015
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