bla-doom

a mistake in any way, shape, or form; a bad occurrence; the opposite of bladow (also spelled BLA-DOWW!!); aside from the standard bla-doom, there are minor bla-dooms, such as spilling a drink; major bla-dooms, such as burning dinner; and crying bla-dooms, where the person cries while saying the word, such as accidentally burning the house down

Jan: "Oh no, BLA-DOOM!! We're out of beer!"

Tyrone: "No worries, Jan. I got a stash in the closet. *sets 2 cases of beer AND a bottle of Jack on kitchen counter* BLA-DOWW!!"

OR

Latrell: "Damn son, I don't have any cash on me. All I got is plastic."

Smitty: "You fuckin' up. How you gonna get in? I can't help you with that, homie."

Latrell: "It's a minor bla-doom. Rusty's workin' the door, so I'm good."

by Da-Real January 18, 2013

Huggy Bears of Doom

An extremely awesome group of people who are really good at acting stupid and looking cool all at the same time. This is probably the most exclusive team there is, and abnormally hard to be accepted into them.

OMG dude, I wanna be part of the Huggy Bears of Doom sooooooo bad, but they'll never accept me.... I'm just not cool enough.

by Jelly Waffle July 19, 2010

Ass of Doom

Ass Of Doom

Someone with a really big ass, like something that can block out the sun and usually looks really horrible.

JJ: She has got a horrible bottom
Jon: understatement, that thing is hanging out everywhere. Thats the Ass of Doom

by melvinho July 28, 2010

Ph.Doomed

The status achieved by someone who, having received a Ph.D., discovers to his or her lasting chagrin that it would seem to be an item of doubtful utility.

Andrea's friends--having prudently earned their MDs, MBAs, JDs, and other preprofessional degrees years before--were all now comfortably settled into lucrative careers; whilst Andrea, having toiled through the Bataan Death March-like process of getting her doctorate, now concluded, in the end, that she was merely Ph.Doomed.

by Andrew Roedell January 10, 2007

Mount Doom

The colossal poop after not visiting the toilet for a few days. Named for its ring-destroying properties.

My ring was bleeding last night. Not because of the curry, though. Just a regular ol' Mount Doom.

by More Dork December 9, 2010

Doombot

A superb poster to this swell website.

"Doombot's defintions are informative and, at the same time, make me shoot milk out of my nose."

by not Doombot March 11, 2004

Doomas

Substitute for dumbass in situsations where you can't curse. Pronounced "doo mah-ss"

In front of a teacher, in your office. "God John, you're sucha doomas."

by CLev January 19, 2008