dingle berries

From the Latin, dinglus berripimatae, hanging from butt-eye

Hardened, dried coagulation of poo-poo and/or other human excretion which forms on the fur surrounding the opening of the anal cavity.

Sorry I'm late. I called in someone to extract my dingle berries this morning, and it took longer than expected.

by Chaz Mataz February 26, 2004

dingle-ly-doodle

mans little friend, dick

While Jim and I were having a little fun, his dingle-ly-doodle decided to join in!

by mandrez September 25, 2004

dingle bunny

a mix of a dingle berry and a dust bunny, when you have lint stuck to your pubic hairs or butthole hairs in some cases mixed with poop but not all.

Man after gym class I took my whitey tighteys off and found an ass amount of dingle bunnys.

by tophieCC August 31, 2010

Dingle Hosey

Commonly used as an insult, but it really means you are super epic.

Mary sue: OMFG! Obama is a super Dingle Hosey!
Cary Lou: No....No he's not.

by Stanthemailman January 12, 2011

Dingle Sprinkle

The feces stuck in the hairs of the rectum chopped up and put into cereal.

Hey I got some fresh dingle sprinkles!
Got any Fuzzy Frosted Dingle Sprinkles?

by dirp September 3, 2008

dingle splash

The dingle splasher is when a person is shitting on the toilet and as his crap hits the toilet water it creates a splash of water upward into the person's anus while it is still open.

"hey LC why is your seat wet?" "Oh sorry, i just dingle splashed my butt pretty badly..."

by ChampHunter October 10, 2008

Dingle cheek

Someone with Saggy cheeks, usually an older person.

Oh my, look at her disgusting dingle cheek!

by Fart and dart February 25, 2017