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Dickseed

a person who is being a total knobhead and is annoying to you, probably named latte, madison, max or james
"yo bro latte being a dickseed"
"i know fuck them"
by epicbrolater January 29, 2026
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Dickstracted

For woman; When a woman is blinded by the dick. All about the dick.

For men when pussy walks in he losses all focus.
No matter how foul he treats her she stay dickstracted

Reggie got dickstracted when she came in.
by Twoshades420 June 1, 2025
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dickfetti

A humorous term referring to confetti that is released or appears to be shot from a penis, typically in a celebratory or sexual manner. Combines "dick" (slang for penis) and "confetti."
Im going to hire 10 male strippers for the birthday party to shoot dickfetti.
by codenel July 18, 2025
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Dickstracted

Losing one’s focus when an appealing man causes one to stop listening or responding to a conversation in lieu of dreaming about what is concealed in the appealing man’s pants.
I’m sorry I didn’t hear you I was dickstracted by the hottie in the cowboy hat.
by AliBGood September 4, 2025
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golden dicket

dakota sampson has the best dick in the world
dakota sampson has the best dick in the world
that golden dicket
by issaseccret July 14, 2018
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Lemon Dickstache

A Lemon Dickstache is given when a gay man rubs his fingers in his own scrotum, until the essence (smell/aroma) of his sweaty balls have transferred to his fingers, and he then places said fingers under the nose of a male target, usually a moustachioed gay male. A true Lemon Dickstache is accomplished when the aroma of scrotum is transferred to the recipient’s mustache so that he can enjoy the aroma for a prolonged period of time.
Mr. Lemon is accused of giving a Lemon Dickstache to the mustache of an unsuspecting moustachioed man. As a result, the victim suffered severe emotional trauma for which he has brought suit against Mr. Lemon.
by Lemonade Stache August 14, 2019
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Social Dickstancing

During the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020- when a guy practicing social distancing sends out a dick pic.
Dude: Yo, I've been practicing Social Dickstancing and sent a pic of my dick to Sherill.
by JT Fett March 29, 2020
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