cream cheese danishes

holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.

p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes

by Saevi June 16, 2023

danish

sexy biceps
an indian man that will fuck your bitch 2wice
tt rizz god (proven)
squats more than your #1 beanie

danish is a goat frfr

by amziinoo September 29, 2022

Danish Pizza Pocket

When you shove a raw egg up your butt hole in an attempt to hard boil it.

So, I tried a Danish Pizza Pocket. It didn't work.

by Thooran October 25, 2016

Danish

1. A people from Denmark or Greenland.

2. An indecipherable language.

You don't want to be Danish.

by VincGuy March 24, 2018

Danish

An immature boy who likes to shout in class a lot like an annoying person 😫

Teacher:

Danish: SHDVSJDVDJDV

by Susaneatschildren420 June 19, 2020

Danish Windmill Experience

A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.

Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!

by TDWE June 13, 2024

Danish

A Gay, Pedophile

here is danish, he is staring at those male kids.
domt be like danish

by kovy3454 September 25, 2022