Only state in the Union that does not exist.
If you really want to go there, the only way is through Area 51 where they have a machine that freezes you to absolute zero and transports you instantaneously to North Dakota (a.k.a. the only state in the Union that does not exist).
If you really want to go there, the only way is through Area 51 where they have a machine that freezes you to absolute zero and transports you instantaneously to North Dakota (a.k.a. the only state in the Union that does not exist).
by Oceanridge91 December 20, 2007
Get the North Dakota mug.the most amazing bestfrand anyone could have .. he saves me .. helps me .. encourages me .. gives me someone to go to .. he is simply ahmaze. he makes me laugh more than anyother person .. theres nothing in the world that we could find weird to talk about ..
he's WAYYY fuckin xooler than me ..
thats fuh-sho.
i know more about this boy than almost anyone .. (that i know of) .. and i know for sure .. that this boy knows more about me .. than my family does ..
hes too ahmaze to put into words.
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
theres THE definition of him. its true. it should be in the fuh-real dictionary.
( :
he's WAYYY fuckin xooler than me ..
thats fuh-sho.
i know more about this boy than almost anyone .. (that i know of) .. and i know for sure .. that this boy knows more about me .. than my family does ..
hes too ahmaze to put into words.
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
theres THE definition of him. its true. it should be in the fuh-real dictionary.
( :
j: youhr WAY xooler than me.
d: as if!
j: i PROMISE! its in the DICTIONARY!
d: NO!
j: its OBVIOUS YOUHR XOOLER. youhr a dakota p. !
d: as if!
j: i PROMISE! its in the DICTIONARY!
d: NO!
j: its OBVIOUS YOUHR XOOLER. youhr a dakota p. !
by Jessie Trousdale May 3, 2008
Get the dakota p. mug.Related Words
dakoha
• Dakota
• dakoda
• Dakotah
• Dakota Fanning
• dakodah
• Dakota High School
• Daksha
• dakoata
• dakota (girl)
Geography-wise, the worst state in the union. Gives Kansas a run for its money in flatness, and has the added bonus of the coldest winters on the continent. Not too many hicks, but the majority of people who live here are white and old--young people tend to move away as soon as they graduate. The only source of civilization, Fargo, is basically an extension of Minnesota. All in all a waste of land and should probably be sold to Canada or something.
by lcduke May 12, 2007
Get the North Dakota mug.The sexual position in which the receiving party lays on their back with their legs up and apart, and the giving party, propped up on a couch or something, gets em from the top, fast and repeatedly.
After I finished performing a North-Dakota Jackhammer on Fiona, she strapped on a dildo and did it to me.
by lewd and nude and rude HOT! April 28, 2009
Get the North-Dakota Jackhammer mug.A club and movement of people who hate Dakota Fanning because she's so ass stupid and so full of her self.
She's in Haters of Dakota Fanning.
by Judge dredd7 September 25, 2011
Get the Haters of Dakota Fanning mug.A college that hicks and drunkards go to. They feel that they are the best because their college is big, but really, it's just a piece of shit.
by psudonymism May 13, 2005
Get the South Dakota State University mug.Oh that's Dakota
by Trlrcque39 January 13, 2017
Get the Dakota mug.