Unsolicited Dong

A text message or email picture of a man's penis sent to a woman who had not asked for it.

Dude did you hear? Jenn Sterger is suing Brett Favre over his unsolicited dong.

by Jhonny Jay December 10, 2010

hong dong

An item bought for a grossly inflated price to impress people or because you convince yourself you want it: "Hong Dong" is the name of world's most expensive dog, a Red Tibetan Mastiff bought by a Chinese industrialist for $1.5 million.

That MacBook Air you bought to could check your Hotmail at coffee shops is a real hong dong.

by Sharawadgis March 18, 2011

dong duel

An erotic pseudo-battle between two men, using their penises as weapons.

Constantly looking for any excuse to disagree, Don and Eric always settle an argument with a dong duel.

by Mistah Know-it-all December 23, 2020

DONG DEALER

One who simply slings dick.

Damn, that girl is a dong dealer!

by Spanky97 September 10, 2016

Girthy dong

A hard dick, usually quite lengthy as well

"John Cena has a girthy dong"

by Munch919 September 05, 2015

James Dong

James dong is james bonds brother, who drives the most shit car ever. This Car was created in automation by dr. shinyodd, a well known Furry and car lover. with the help of his friend STREAM ChaT. James Dong hates his car yet has no brain

Ah yes, i remember James Dong. What an idiot! he loved Ying Yang Spinny Thangs. and drove the shittiest car of automation
BUISNESS BUISNESS BUISneSS

by James Dongers June 24, 2019

Dong sneeze

Euphemism for ejaculation.

Man 1: My dong sneezed in her face last night.

Man 2: Nice

by 535 February 21, 2011