Dick Cushion

aka booty call ... one night stand desperate need for sex , random sex just because a guy wants it and thinks anyone will give it up don't think i'll be your dich cushion tonight.

Don't think I'm going to be a dick cushion tonight.

by 1redcupcake August 17, 2010

Xbox Customer Service

Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.

Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."

Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."

*senario repeats*

by Wasabimoto November 29, 2010

Cock in the custard

Placing a risky trade on the stock market

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.

by thestig86 November 12, 2012

Cush'n for Push'n

Cush'n for Push'n - the abbreviated and rhyming form of the phrase 'Cushion for pushing', which refers to any 'cushioning' around the genital area of a female, including pubic hair and excess fat, which may provide 'cushioning' when having intercourse.

John: Dude, did you bang that fat chick you were with last night?
Bob: What? She wasn't fat, she just had a little cush'n for push'n, y'know?

by fluorescent April 18, 2009

custard bath

Something that is too awesome for words.

Holy shit, you slept for eighteen hours straight? That is such a custard bath!

Hey, Katy, your kitten is such a custard bath.

by Lejay September 29, 2010

crotch custard

Cum, Jizz, Semen and Sperm Mixture. Probably one of the most vile ways to describe it too.

Hey what does Bill do all day, he never comes out!

Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.

by Captain Douche February 23, 2005

Freddy's Frozen Custard

Possibly one of the best fast food/ice cream/hang out spots ever known. Serving all ages for those who just want good food and a good time. Famous for small, crispy, and delicious fries, and perfect frozen custard. Teens especially enjoy this resteraunt before or after seeing a movie.

Hey, come to Freddy's Frozen Custard tonight, we're gonna be there after the movie.

by xWafflerx August 12, 2009