shadow calling

To make a call to a persons cellular device, only allowing it to ring once and immediately hanging up. So that the person misses your phone call (and hopefully does not her the one ring), while at the same time giving the caller the ability to TRUTHFULLY say ... "I called you but you didn't answer"

"Why didn't I call you? I did call, you just didn't answer. Check your recent incoming calls, I bet I'm one of them! - Shadow Calling

by Oso Malcolm X January 5, 2012

Deer Calling

The noise you make when you’re puking after a night of heavy drinking

I was deer calling all night!
Did I hear the distant sound of a college student deer calling?

by Raular January 10, 2018

Brand Name Calling

when you use a commercial brand name as an insult of compliment.

person 1: you are such a Dorito

person 2: nice brand name calling

by 101010102 August 29, 2010

The most toe curling opinion

Orange juice is better than apple juice

Person 1: I love apple juice
Person 2: I have the most toe curling opinion, apple juice sucks

I'm mars and I approve this content

Hi ren

by Mars is best May 30, 2022

pot calling the kettle black

an idiom, in saying that something is, while the one saying it *is* that thing.

I ran into the conformist at SamGoody with an Eminem cd, whereas I had a Blondie cd. He said I was retarded because I was 'listening to shit.' I replied 'Well, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.'

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 30, 2004

calling out Southern

The excuse one from the South gives when they are in a snowy region and can't make it into work.

She needs to move back to Florida, this is the fifth incident of her calling out Southern this Winter!

by GracieMae March 3, 2009

calling it twits

tweeting your suicide note

calling it twits y'all, text it <3

by fartsnott March 13, 2011