Flick the CuCUMber

to flick the cuCUMber is a metaphore for masturbating. often used by norwegian teenagers.

boy a: what should we do this weekend
boy b: Flick the cuCUMber?
boy a: Eskitiiiiit
boy b: skrt skrt

by bigbixmarcus November 21, 2017

Cucumbering

When a man rests each ball on each eye of a girl, like a cucumber slice

She said her eyes hurt after we tried cucumbering.

by LargeLoad22 May 21, 2018

Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.

Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.

by Twitchness September 27, 2017

Cucumber

A cats worst Nightmare

CUCUMBER

by ohbrickwall November 2, 2022

Cucumbering

When you're talking with someone and suddenly the conversation turns extremely dry and you lose all interest in them.

I went on a date with this guy and everything went well until he started cucumbering me.

by The cucumber September 22, 2020

cucumber cowboy

A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.

Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy

by The Original Uncle Filthy July 13, 2022

Cucumb

To achieve an orgasm by stimulating one's prostate with a cucumber

"Oh god, I'm cucumbing so hard right now!"

by Limesman September 22, 2025