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Cucumber

A vegetable that is used to put in salads and sandwiches
by Bubsgirlx June 27, 2017
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Cucumber

A cucumber is a vegetable that you can eat. You can eat the whole thing when you want.

Also it is the hot, beautiful, amazing, talented, lovely, pretty and breathtaking Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the father of his children and the husband of his beautiful wife Sophie Cumberbatch.
He is an actor and his fans pretend to forget his Name because it’s so weird. And often he is Benedict Cumberbatch Cucumber.
Person: What’s the name of that actor you like again?

Cumberbitch/Cumbercookie: Bendradwil Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch I think.
by Kfldksnvdjejfbvcv August 19, 2020
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Cucumbered

To help someone and then you get the raw end of the stick
I can’t believe how much he/she just royally cucumbered me right now.
by Lordweeksofben February 5, 2021
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Ukrainian Cucumber

The act of shoving freshly picked garden vegetables (preferably cucumbers) up your partners then blocking it from coming out with an anal bead.
by Smashed_Balls February 24, 2022
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French Cucumber

this is when you give a woman a STD. frenchy style with your cucmber.
10 shots of Jose, 10 shots of Wabo, and a French Cucumber later her crotch was stinging like a wasp!
by Kung-fu dave February 26, 2010
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cucumber

a delicious fruit which can be found in the regions of Nigeria it is eaten by deepthroating
mmmmmmmm cucumber
by YOLITKID November 4, 2020
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microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo
Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?
by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022
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