by Bubsgirlx June 27, 2017

A cucumber is a vegetable that you can eat. You can eat the whole thing when you want.
Also it is the hot, beautiful, amazing, talented, lovely, pretty and breathtaking Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the father of his children and the husband of his beautiful wife Sophie Cumberbatch.
He is an actor and his fans pretend to forget his Name because it’s so weird. And often he is Benedict Cumberbatch Cucumber.
Also it is the hot, beautiful, amazing, talented, lovely, pretty and breathtaking Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the father of his children and the husband of his beautiful wife Sophie Cumberbatch.
He is an actor and his fans pretend to forget his Name because it’s so weird. And often he is Benedict Cumberbatch Cucumber.
Person: What’s the name of that actor you like again?
Cumberbitch/Cumbercookie: Bendradwil Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch I think.
Cumberbitch/Cumbercookie: Bendradwil Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch I think.
by Kfldksnvdjejfbvcv August 19, 2020

by Lordweeksofben February 5, 2021

The act of shoving freshly picked garden vegetables (preferably cucumbers) up your partners then blocking it from coming out with an anal bead.
by Smashed_Balls February 24, 2022

10 shots of Jose, 10 shots of Wabo, and a French Cucumber later her crotch was stinging like a wasp!
by Kung-fu dave February 26, 2010


by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022
