Crotch Critter

Things or living organisms living and/or growing within a females genitals that can induce a nasty smell or disgusting look to the pussy.

You'd better avoid fucking her, she's got some nasty crotch critters and you don't want to catch them!

by ChickensBitch October 27, 2003

gypsy crotch

A person who has an unkempt crotchal region. Characteristically with a big old bush and an unmistakable stank.

I took a girl home last night and we got down to business. And I found out, she had total gypsy crotch. Gross!

by chriscar July 2, 2009

Crotch Yeti

def. 1: A person with an extraordinary amount of pubic hair. Or the region itself.
def 2: An elderly person's pubic region, so named due to the whiteness of the hair and its resemblance to the legendary snowman.

Yikes! Her crotch Yeti was so abominable, I thought it was going to eat me!

Whoa! The rumours were true, you are a Crotch Yeti!

by fairywagina October 6, 2008

Crotch whistle

Applying tampons when queefing

Onee. my girlfriend crotch whistled while applying a tampon

by Ajobcg April 5, 2021

crotch bag

The extra amount of fabric that one accumulates as a result of wearing one's pants not designed to be at your hips on your hips or lower, creating a "bag" in your crotch and, thus, making your crotch look too long.

"Hey, John, look at Sarah! She has a crotch bag and a muffin top!"

by Antiquity June 23, 2008

crotch sap

The foul, sticky condition in the genital region resulting from sweating for an extended period of time without cleaning.

Morpheus: "I was unable to shower for two hours after exercising last night and found myself with a formidable case of crotch sap."

Cornelius: "Bro...No..."

by Eclass Bentz November 6, 2011

Crotch Tingles

The Downstairs Tingly sensation you get when someone says dirty things to you.

So, I got a major case of the crotch tingles when Nelson said he'd frisk me.

by I put the T&A in Tax January 13, 2009