cronch

the most elite way to say crunch!

jim- eats chip
chip- cronch

by Hornyforashnikko June 14, 2020

crotch egg

Testicles

The dude I slept with last week had some big ass crotch eggs.

by Niklaus H the Great December 20, 2020

Circus crotch

The unattractive, diamond pattern where the lines converge on vertically striped pants that lead the eye right to the crotch area.

I would buy these pajamas, but the pants will give me really bad circus crotch.

by Vastrix July 7, 2010

Drum Crotch

When the crotch of you pant are to big and when you squat the fabric tightens and you can beat on it and play it like a drum.

Sales clerk: How did those fit you?
Shopper: The crotch is to big. I have drum crotch.

by Ewhaley December 16, 2011

zombie crotch

The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.

"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"

by kenny rodgers November 24, 2013

Happy Crotch

The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.

Do these draws give me happy crotch? No, but you are walking the fine line toward camel toe.

by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014

sex crotch

a crotch that is smelly and moist proceeding sexual intercourse. Sex crotch happens after intercourse.

Alexandra said, "I must take a shower before work because i have sex crotch."

Johnathan said, "Let's have sex before i take a shower so that i don't go to bed with sex crotch"

Leta said, "I love the smell of sex crotch in the morning "

by skjco August 21, 2016