Crelching

Putting a straw in someone’s penis tip and sucking the semen out of it.

My basketball teammates like crelching Lebron James.

by Crelchmaster March 19, 2024

crelching

Putting a straw in someone's penis tip and sucking the semen out of it.

My teammates like crelching Lebron James because he’s good at basketball.

by Crelchmaster March 23, 2024

Couching

Another word for cuddling, or snuggling. Particularly on a couch.

“Yeah me and Sally were hardcore couching last night.”

by poopdidyscoop December 28, 2024

Clinching

The act of one pinching the top of their foreskin closed, and then pissing inside so that it inflates like a balloon.

Guy 1: “yo, have you tried clinching yet?”

Guy 2: “yes, but I had a full bladder so I damaged my foreskin and had to go the hospital.”

Guy 1: “damn bro”

by a fat glebaglob May 13, 2025

lane cotching

When the drive of the car is over 1 or more lane on the road at one time. this can be when moving or when stationary

#1 mate your all over the road, your just lane cotching.

#2 dont park here, your just lane cotching

by Dark Monki March 8, 2010

Backseat coaching

Bart Simpson

Bart Simpson has been backseat coaching his kid to play the overload when the rest of the team is doing an umbrella.

by Johnny not-sville November 27, 2013

extreme couching

if you never leave your couch and just relax all day. Real professionals even tend to just watch Netflix while excercising this marvelous sport. GGG

Yesterday I did nothing except extreme couching all day. Fam, it was marvelous!

by EstebañoTheGreat February 14, 2017