bump that cricket

To take a strong pulsing hit off of anything smokeable

Yo Doobie you wanna' bump that cricket?

by SSJ4GOGETA October 29, 2020

ditch cricket

A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.

A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.

Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.

Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.

Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?

by B Silent March 19, 2018

Havana Cricket

Facetiously describing a cockroach. Referencing the abundance of cockroaches in Cuba.

Mommy, I seen another Havana Cricket run under the fridge!

by Carolina 'Gina October 9, 2009

Vibrating Cricket

When Cricket gets horny as fuck and starts shaking violently from not having sex

"Its been a month I hop ewe dont have Vibrating Cricket on out hands

>:)

by IamMonke January 6, 2022

snatch cricket

the toilet paper lint left behind after a girl goes to the bathroom

He found she had several snatch crickets when he went down on his girlfreind

by D's Girl June 14, 2014

booty crickets

a condition in which a booty echos during sex

them booty crickets were chirpin last night when i fucked that monks corner skeez in the ass

by skeezmaster August 29, 2006

Border Cricket

(noun.)
a border cricket is a slang term used for a noisy or obnoxious person of Hispanic (typically Mexican) descent. the term is derived from the fact that crickets are loud and usually hop a a lot. By preceding that term with border it becomes a noisy border hopper.

guy1: hey, where is Spencer? i can usually hear him yelling all day.

guy2: oh, he made past border patrol, he's in america now.

guy1: wow, hes such a border cricket.

by craveman kegs December 11, 2010