Crapperoni

A noun used to describe macaroni of substandard quality, such as store brand rather than name brand.

Tom: "Hey Angela, look, Price Rite has their mac & cheese on sale for 25 cents a box!"

Angela: "Ew Tom, I'm not eating that crapperoni! I'll pay 75 cents more for the real deal Kraft Mac & Cheese"

by Heather (Ya Know) January 11, 2008

crappertainment

Popular culture that is viewed as an insipid distraction.

My friend spends all day watching the crappertainment on TV.

by torngat March 7, 2009

crapper attacker

Male by nature but prefers to launch his rocket into the brown star.

If a dude stares at your junk he is probably a crapper attacker.

by a66mack November 8, 2009

Crappercracker

One who is so addicted to his blackberry while at work that he wont even stop sending emails while in the crapper in the midst of defacating.

John: did you also get that messed up email from joe?

Raul: dude i dont get it - i just saw him walking into the bathroom.  How could he have sent that?

John: you dont know? Joe is a uber managing crappercracker

Raul: shit bro ... Wont even take a shit in peace...

by Stinkynutz69 February 19, 2010

Craiper

One who is sober and kisses a girl/boy when they are, or on the border of being passed out drunk.

The girl was passed out drunk and the boy craiped her. He is a craiper.

by The craiping craiper July 23, 2010

crapperkaze

verb: it's when you shit in your hand and throw it at somebody. it's derived from the word kamikaze which was a Japanese fighter pilot during World War II who would crash his plane into enemy targets, but modified to include the word crap in it as a prefix. The crap flying through the air is like the Japanese kamikaze airplane flying through the air and hitting the target thus the resemblance of kamikaze to crapperkaze.

Terry: Frank was being a true cockstar last night and I did a crapperkazee to him.

Franklin: Yeah, I heard that some of that got into his mouth.

Sylvia: Yeah, he puked up blood after that shit went into his mouth.

by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011

Crappertunity

The opportunity to go potty number two (defecate). This is an important thing for the many people who are constipated. These people will often shove the ground hog back in the hole because they can't go potty unless they are in a bathroom where they feel safe and comfortable. Usually such a bathroom exists only at home when others living with this person are at work or otherwise out. As a result, these people end up with very painful constipation.

Wife: "I have very bad gas and my tummy hurts! I haven't gone to the bathroom for five days".

Husband: : "Honey, did you have a crappertunity? You have to stop passing up crappertunities and go when you get a chance. Otherwise, you may explode!"

by rb3 March 19, 2013