kailyn conant

a bitch with huge tits no ass and a deep throat

damn you heard about baron and that girl last night, yea i heard she was a hell of a kailyn conant

by potao10 January 29, 2018

Copland

A Copland is a person (usually male) who performs acts of a sexual nature with vegetation, especially shrubs or trees. In many cases Coplands have been observed to form an emotional bond to a favoured plant, often talking to it or staying to cuddle after the sex act is complete.

There is increasing evidence that becoming a Copland may be linked to being ginger.

Whilst not actually illegal being a Copland is discouraged in most cultures.

'Did you hear about the guy who had to be treated for splinters in his penis'

'Yeah apparently he's a Copland'

by thinner than Seymour February 3, 2010

Conan Bitch

Someone who continually complains about Conan getting fired, but at the same time must not have been watching when Conan was on The Tonight Show, or else the ratings wouldn't have sucked.

FACEBOOK USER thinks that NBC is stupid for firing Conan.
Comment: Dude don't be such a conan bitch.

by grayjk January 23, 2010

contanister

You hold stuff in one of these. kind of like a container, but different.

A band called "punching foster" wrote a song about a contanister. Listen to the song. It's called "contanister"

by Freddy Mercury September 22, 2003

Contanister

When Container and Cannister are not good enough, you need a "Contanister".

Person#1: Man, I have all this rice, what should I put it in?

Person#2: I have a great contanister that I usually use for that

by JayBee123wesrgdfh October 14, 2008

Conan Gray

a person who will drop 15 seconds of a song, thus wrecking an entire fandom, and then post someone’s pet on his story like nothing happened

conan gray just made me lose my sanity but i forgive him

by annaleastofyourproblems January 16, 2022

coolani

a big cum slut who like to eat a lot

you’re such a coolani

by the big booty head April 27, 2022