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Face Condom

Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus
Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.
by Florilla June 27, 2020
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condom

is a rubber baby preventer.
it usually goes on a penis.
not meant to be blown up as a balloon.
It catches all the white squirmy thingys so they dont go into the girl.
if you use it you will not create a tiny little baby, but if you dont use it you will get fat. and 9 months later you will find yourself in the hospital giving birth.
use a condom young men.
"put on the condom or your not touching me!"
by __ellolove__ May 23, 2009
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condom

A light inexpensive piece of rubber that fits over the penis, designed for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases and/or the prevention of impregnation, during sexual intercourse. Strongly recommended by health professionals everywhere, this unique invention has still become widely un-popular in Australia and America.
-see idiot
After a long night of slobbering over each other, Rick and Mary decided to go hard at it in the parklands. Condoms not being terribly trendy, Rick decided to continue without. Mary agreed and thought this was a smashing idea.
by Gay Sebastian May 5, 2005
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condom roulette

sexual risk game, usually played by swinging couples. involves woman having sex with multiple partners, each using a condom selected randomly from a pool, the twist being that some of the condoms have been deliberately sabotaged to split, the woman being supposedly not on the pill and thereforer unprotected Sometimes played by bugchasing couples for a different effect.
My wife attended a condom roulette party last night, and two split on her. We are waiting to see if she is pregnant.
by jasonvalentine April 13, 2008
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condoleezza

practical joke gone tragically wrong. fearing their daughter might one day occupy a position of high moment, strategic importance and international infamy, the reverend and mrs john and angelena rice gave to their only child a name of such improbable ugliness and unwieldly, supurfluous vowel usage as to cauterize any chance of success in public life. sadly, the world now knows their daughter condoleezza as the highest ranking bunifa extant, house negro (see; malcom x's definition), accomplice and willing tool of the criminal george bush regime.
mamma; gastroniquia, where my popeye chicken at?
bunifa; condoleezza done et it up with marss dick chainie
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009
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concordia high school

A school flowing with excess garbage because all they did in elementary/middle school age (fyi, it was all one school) was argue over who would or wouldn't last in high school, or who was cool or who wasn't, when in reality most of them were garbage and only about 2 people from there were actually cool. People at concordia generally listen to trashy music, wear trashy clothes, and really learn way too much BS than what they will ever need to survive after finishing high school and college because they ride their teachers' tips to hard. With about 395 white people, 3 black people, and 2 hispanics, concordia kids think they're the shit when really they are ultimately a sorry school compared to the public school system because you will only know so few people compared to public schools and they are way less strict about what you wear and say.
matt asked me a week ago what weed was when i took him to a party. i felt so embarassed. it's because he goes to concordia high school.
by driftin1deep January 4, 2011
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Serge De Congolees

Known in Belgium as a famous Congo djembe player.
Kentgy Serge? Wie, Serge De Congolees? Ja das toch de vader van Serge Jr.?
by Tomonaut May 11, 2018
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