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condom

Thank God, I had a condom else we'd be screwed.
by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 6, 2007
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use a condom

the subliminal message to help protect humanity from the rise of anymore morons. Educate and make the world a better place before bringing more lives to this Earth.
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by Anyomous182 July 26, 2012
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Hoochie Condom

A condom that a guy carries around in case he runs into a hoochie thats da shit. More than likely this will be carried in his wallet.
I banged this chick I met at the grocery store. I'm glad I had my hoochie condom.
by BenDover4sum April 20, 2009
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condoms

A rubber materiol type of hood used on both a penis or a pussy so that it can prevent pegnancy or unwanted STDs
"I aint havin sex without getting strapped.... I don't want no child..
by blazedude05 April 23, 2005
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condom

a rubber balloon you stuff your penis in ,to keep all yoursexually transmitted diseases to yourself
i had better wear a condom so you dont catch my herpes
by boomer2 July 28, 2003
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Condominium

The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.
"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."

"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."
by El Zacko September 20, 2006
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condomless

I had a 'condomless' night
by effex January 2, 2005
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