A term coined at Ft. Lewis, WA. Used when referencing the lowest form of the female species, specifically fat, ugly, drunken women. Used in conjunction with the 1-10 scale of rating women.
7-10= IHOP
4-6= BK
1-3= HOT CHOW
Seeing in that no one likes hot chow, but one must succumb to its presence at least once in their life, it was deemed the lowest of the scale, and is the ultimate goal of any Ranger on a Saturday night.
7-10= IHOP
4-6= BK
1-3= HOT CHOW
Seeing in that no one likes hot chow, but one must succumb to its presence at least once in their life, it was deemed the lowest of the scale, and is the ultimate goal of any Ranger on a Saturday night.
"Dude, I'm totally going out for some hot chow tonight. I might even bring her back to the B's.
"That's fucking disgusting Renzulli, you're going to get the clap."
"That's fucking disgusting Renzulli, you're going to get the clap."
by Tubabuhst99 July 12, 2009
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Step 1: Open her legs
Step 2:Pour ice cold milk into your lady's vagina
Step 3:Insert a desired amount of finely chopped asparagus into the clit.
Step 4:Have sexual intercourse until the mixture is very warm
Step 5:Have a kitten eat the mixture out of the vagina
Step 6:Sit and enjoy(:
Step 1: Open her legs
Step 2:Pour ice cold milk into your lady's vagina
Step 3:Insert a desired amount of finely chopped asparagus into the clit.
Step 4:Have sexual intercourse until the mixture is very warm
Step 5:Have a kitten eat the mixture out of the vagina
Step 6:Sit and enjoy(:
by RB123ilovepussy August 17, 2010
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Get the Ching Chow mug.Got some friends getting into a Sloppy munt special? Well you just give 'em a little bit of the old... Chunky chow down! Grab an old man off the street and feed him a heap of stool hardeners along with a banquet of deep fried meats and an array of curries. Now when he is about to explode sneak into the lavatory between his legs and catch the mother load in the mouth. Be sure to bite down into it as you might choke if it goes straight down. Now you want to munch through that, tearing at it, because there will be pockets of diarrhoea juice that when they burst, will fill your mouth with flavour. This is what you're after. Now while the juice is just hitting your tongue, continue to jerk the man (im assuming you were already) and douse yourself with his luke warm mayonnaise. Brilliant. Now what to do with the left overs? Scrape them up with your tongue and pop them into a little tupperware container. They'll keep for a good week in the fridge.
Mike: Got any food in the fridge Jason?Jason: I dunno man, havent been shopping in weeks.Mike: What's that? (points to a tupperware container swimming with chunky chow down deposits in a brownish gravy)Jason: They're my left overs (winks at the camera)
by Alan1 March 4, 2009
Get the Chunky Chow Down mug.To Trick a girl into thinking you are licking her pussy by using your fingers instead and making le le le le sound with your mouth. Used Alot when a ugly girl wants chow and there is no way out of it.
Dude1: This ugly ass girl wanted me to chow her last night!
Dude2: Did you?!
Dude1: No i just fake-chowed her.
Dude2: Did you?!
Dude1: No i just fake-chowed her.
by TyTyBBs January 1, 2012
Get the Fake-Chow mug.When you go down on a girl and get your friend to sneak in without her noticing and eat her out while you make noises, then come up and put your balls in her face while your friend is still giving her that sweet sweet
Me and Tyler performed a totally sweet ghost chow on Emily yesterday, she almost had a heart attack and died!
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