Urban Chess is what one is playing when snitching. Urban Chess means someone is informing on activities others in the community turn a blind eye to, for their own reasons.
Darrel: "Dashawn been playing urban chess with the police again"
James: "Someone should cap his ass"
James: "Someone should cap his ass"
by LitBoiXO June 4, 2022
Get the Urban Chessmug. by Xvy March 10, 2017
Get the The Chessemug. A sephirah from Kabbalah, it represents the love and sweetness, kindness, generosity, selfless and some other times charity! The most beautiful sephirah and super female, connected to Hashem.
You are an amazing soul, your chessed is giant compared to the earth, your heart is pure and your love is above all.
by Purity and Love for the Humans May 31, 2022
Get the Chessedmug. One of the world's oldest games, chess is classified as a board game, but is more like a mental sport, and is actually a massive example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. No matter how good you are at the game, you still suck, even the greatest players know they suck, and if you think you are good, you most DEFINITELY suck. All chess tournaments are competitions of who sucks least, everybody sucks to some degree, unless your name is Magnus Carlsen, and even he sucks next to a computer. It is believed (though not proven) that a perfectly-played game of chess will always end in a draw, and when someone wins, it is always because the other person fucked up.
Most people, due to pop-cultural osmosis, know the basic rules of chess, but know nothing about how to actually play the game. This frequently results in people who have a modicum of skill thinking they are "good at chess" because they've only ever played "regular" people, then when they try playing against actual chess players, they're in for a rude awakening.
If you get into chess as an adult, you will discover that 8-year-olds regularly whup your ass forwards, backwards, and sideways at the game every single time, but at least you can go home knowing that you have had sex, and they have not (though, this is also questionable if you are a chess player).
Despite the growing popularity of chess since COVID, and recent attempts to reach out to women, any given night at a chess club is almost guaranteed to be a sausage party.
Most people, due to pop-cultural osmosis, know the basic rules of chess, but know nothing about how to actually play the game. This frequently results in people who have a modicum of skill thinking they are "good at chess" because they've only ever played "regular" people, then when they try playing against actual chess players, they're in for a rude awakening.
If you get into chess as an adult, you will discover that 8-year-olds regularly whup your ass forwards, backwards, and sideways at the game every single time, but at least you can go home knowing that you have had sex, and they have not (though, this is also questionable if you are a chess player).
Despite the growing popularity of chess since COVID, and recent attempts to reach out to women, any given night at a chess club is almost guaranteed to be a sausage party.
I play chess because I hate myself.
by q359 July 24, 2023
Get the chessmug. An imaginary sexual fetish among maga supporters. It involves Donald Trump pounding their ass, while they give head to j.d. Vance, and jack off Elon musk and Peter thiel with their hands simultaneously. It is said to be the highest level of sycophantic worship attainable.
by H.R. Clinton April 8, 2025
Get the 4d chessmug. by susuhhsug March 20, 2019
Get the chess vegansmug. Joe told Rebecca his chess kink of wanting her to yell out position openings and finish saying checkmate! She said “you’re a nerd and show me how to fork the queen with the knight”
by Swagthrasher69 November 10, 2021
Get the Chess Kinkmug.