Cheeto Dick

Donald Trump's (small) penis.

"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"

"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"

by ValleyDude123 February 12, 2017

cheeto cock

an extremely small penis; So small in fact, you could fit several in your mouth at once, like Cheeto Puffs

Mary gave Bob, Larry, and Moe a blow job all at once - Those cheeto cocks!

by Carline August 24, 2005

Cheeto Dick

When your penis is smaller than usual because of weather, stress or just a bad time.

Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.

by Squigly April 6, 2009

Flaming Cheeto

The sexual prank in which they guy covers the outside of his condom with hot sauce before any penatration.

I was having sex with split last night so I gave her a Flaming Cheeto.

by Youtsey January 28, 2006

Cheetorea / poo

Cheetorea is a form of poo that is of a soft comsistantcy. It is a more solid form of diharea that comes in small bubble filled curls shaped like cheetos. It is often accompanied by poo blasting farts

after the Cheetorea slipped out the room smelled of stink

by fred the tapeworm April 28, 2005

cheeto hitler

Representing a description of the 45th President of the United States. Aka Donald Trump

If you put together the ideologies of Hitler and mix it with a bag of Cheetos the result is Cheeto Hitler. Man Cheeto Hitler is really screwing up our country!

by Alibaby2017 January 27, 2017

Cheeto-sucking cheese-whore

one who cannot stop eating cheetoes

You cheeto-sucking cheese-whore! If you keep eating the damn chips you'll be a fatass.

by chloetee98 June 25, 2010