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cheese rollup

A very special sexual maneuver requiring a whore and a lot of time spent not showering. The key to the cheese rollup is to not only satisfy your sexual desires, but also satisfy the hunger of the starving whore who has not eaten anything for a long while. First you must abstain from showering for around three weeks. Yes it seems excessive, but it is imperative to develop a nice aged cheese flavor for your cock and cum. Next you need to find a whore (A Taco Bell employee may be a good place to start). Not any whore though, the bitch has to be very hungry. If you find one you like, but she is not starving, simply lock her up in a closet for a couple of days. Finally, you can take her out of the closet and initiate very good 69 sex. This gives the cheese roll up the actual "rolling up" position. Allow her to suck your cock until ejaculation. Remember she is starving so she will eat that sucker up nice and good. Upon ejaculation, she will get a lovely load with a very good sharp cheddar flavor. If you want to spice things up a little bit (literally), wait another week without showering and you will notice a more nutty provolone flavor. Wait 2 more weeks and it becomes pepper jack. 3 more weeks gives you a Mexican blend and 4 more weeks (a total of 7 weeks without showering) will let you achieve the liquid gold status. A status only obtain by a master cheese rollup-er.
He knew she was hungry, so he waited to shower in order to give her a nice cheese rollup to eat.
by pecker squad111 April 3, 2017
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White Chili Cheese Dog

This is a three step process:

Step 1) Man A titty-fucks a woman

Step 2) Man B hovers and takes a dump over the chest of the woman

Step 3) Man C proceeds to jerk off and cum on top of the chest of the woman.
"Yo, me and a couple of my boys shared a woman last night! "

"Oh yea, how'd that go?"...

"We did the white chili cheese dog."

"Oh? Please tell me more..."

"You'll have to refer to urban dictionary, it's a process..."
by ChiliDogMan October 2, 2018
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cheese brain

referring to one as a dumbass, stupid, or just plain retarded. comonly used in fights with siblings
Young Boy: "Stop it Tom! You're a cheese brain!"

Brother Of Young Boy: "Yeah, well, you're just a lard butt!"
by Mary Gee October 15, 2008
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that's some cheese

That's some bullshit; ie that's not fair, that's not correct, that's not good, etc

Usually used when one is frustrated at something.
by Anon. E. Moustache March 18, 2016
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Squeeze the Cheese

Verb: To fart

A variation of "Cut the cheese" named after the act of using those tubes of pasturized snack cheese.
by Doc Evil August 9, 2003
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Cheeseboard

Basically, at the end of a meal after you’re full and don’t really want anymore the dessert menu arrives and you decide you want a dessert. The cheeseboard option is always on there but it’s the last choice anyone ever goes for. Also within the cheeseboard you have the nice cheeses then you always have the horrid stinking cheeses that are left over at the end after all the nice cheeses are gone. As the cheeseboard sits there infront of you you will start to pick at the horrid cheeses even though you don’t want them, just because they are there and you ordered a dessert.

This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.
“Right mate it’s 2am neither of us have pulled yet, let’s go cheeseboarding”
by -Cutters- December 30, 2017
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cut cheese

Louie: (farts noisily) Ahhh!
Bernie: Geez Louie, did you just cut cheese?
by Professor Malcolm Windrush October 17, 2008
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