Accumulate that carbohydrate

The way to say "get that bread" intelligently.

C'mon my fellow comrades. Let us go accumulate that carbohydrate.

by ZJangarang December 24, 2018

carbon buttprint

1) The amount of carbon molecules used over a lifetime to produce and maintain a person's butt (including those used to produce contributing animal fats and to transport goods);

2) The amount of methane and other greenhouse gases produced by a person's butt over a measurable time period (e.g., a year or decade).

1) Al Gore may have reduced his carbon footprint by purchasing rainforest offsets, but his carbon buttprint remains equivalent to the annual output of a medium-sized Chinese coal-fired electrical generation facility.

2) The average US carbon buttprint is 4.6 times greater than the average buttprint of Zambia, New Guinea, or Ceylon.

by Bob Zybach May 23, 2008

Carbanaro Effect

The inexplicable reason for that raging erection you get at 2 AM that just won't die

Omar walked into the room late one night, and I got a boner for over twenty minutes. It must have been the carbanaro effect.

by IkeDaPuzzyLord March 17, 2016

Carbon guilt

The horrible guilt a generally green-minded person feels when they have no choice but to do something entirely unsustainable.

"I am so racked with carbon guilt-- my company is making me fly half way across the world for a 2 hour meeting!"

by Andrea Fernandez June 19, 2008

carbonated crazy

The feeling of something getting on your last nerve, of feeling like you can't take it anymore, of being anxious or fed up to the point where you feel like a soda can shaken up and then not released.

Bertha: "Hey, Hortense, you seem a little tense."

Hortense: "It's that damn break-room door. I've been hearing it all day. 'Squeak, fweee! Squeak, FWEEET! Fwee!'"

Bertha: "You getting enough B-12? Cause you sound all kinds of carbonated crazy!"

by AmyBeans September 15, 2010

Carbon Curbstomp

A carbon curbstomp is the mark you leave when you don't give a shit about the environment.

Al: "Your carbon footprint will be through the roof if you drive that Hummer."

Me: "Carbon footprint? I don't give a SHIT about the environment. I'll leave a carbon curbstomp."

by shizzamz5 November 22, 2010

Carbon Muncher

Someone who eats hairy pussy.

Damn. He ate Caitlyn last night. Fucking carbon muncher. Smh. o3o

by Bitch you wish you had ♥ January 5, 2012