chapped dick

when a girl sucks your dick on a cold day and stops leaving you all wet , so your dick gets cold and chapped from being sloppy and hard .

yo bro , my girl gave me a chapped dick . she was just sucking me and then left my dick all hard in the wind.

by healthhoes November 22, 2017

Sistine Chapel

the act of creaming the thick layers of the cuntasoris

Joe: "I sistine chapeled that Huck girl last night."
Cody: "REALLY? how was she?!?"
Joe: "Just alright"

by The Pussy Monster meOWW January 2, 2011

Chapped

angry, agrivated, an annoying word steven uses too much

steven: you chapped brah!?!?

patrick: yeh your pissin me off fag

by s cortez March 31, 2009

chapdick

When a man's dick gets sore from fucking.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

caped

you secretly jerk off on your girlback while she's sleeping and by the time she wakes up in the morning the sheet is stuck to her back that is the cape!!

You got caped!!

by Jason.Jeff.Kenny.Ross. April 13, 2016

chaperon

A devine proxy server that blocks 90% of the internet but lets the admin look at pr0n.

The fucking filter wont let me go to gmail without useing all kinds of tunnels!!!

by lolwut484793ue3j November 12, 2004

Chafed

Synonym of "diss" or "burn"
Said while rubbing one, straight index finger against the other.
Used after an insult.
Ussually said by a third-party.

Bob- Yeah, well at least I have a penis!

Joey- Chafed.

Simon- *Cries*

by Dave March 21, 2004