Champion's Law

If you have the ability to screw yourself over, you can, and will do it.

Guy 1: "Dude I should have asked her out, she liked me for all that time."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."

by IronFozzie October 12, 2011

champion cousin

That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.

"Being the champion cousin means I get extra presents"

by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014

Champion Juice

Synonym for Vodka

Wow, John is drowning himself in Champion Juice.

by Bronzeman420 September 26, 2015

champion cunt

a no-fucks given cunt who wins at all costs. Typical signs that someone is a champion cunt include:
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting

Holy shit, Abdullah from TheGlucoseNetwork is a fucking champion cunt!

by arrgitsasnake March 12, 2016

Chaminade Stl

One of the worst College Prep Schools in Stl, aka Chaminerd is a total money grab, just like when Fortnite released the red knight skin again. There are rich snobs at this school who juul which is very good for you. Chaminade is although better than Vianney Pancakes, and the jsesuit fruitcups of De Smet.

Chaminade Stl is the main target of the Black Frat one of the most successful buisnessman in the Stl area.

by Fruitboi September 19, 2018

Champion

#9

Wlut 1 «How was he?»
Wlut 2 «Who?»
Wlut 1 «Well, Champion of course»
Wlut 2 «He gave me 9 Rounds»

by MIGOOOOS October 9, 2018

Championshit

Losing more games than played

Glad we played 9 games and lost them all but 2. We are headed to the championshit

by Radcity February 2, 2019