uncle chalk

this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!

JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?

daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!

JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!

by cdubs November 7, 2004

Piece of chalk

An individual who is exceedingly dull and uninspiring, devoid of any engaging qualities, and known for their lackluster personality.

“Olivia is such a piece of chalk she’s so useless.”

by coopsndip May 26, 2024

The Chalke Valley

The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.

Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley

Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.

by ZEBE100 March 8, 2020

Chalked up

A term used for any occasion at anytime

Something exciting is happening

“Bro im chalked up”
Your being stabbed
“Bro Im chalked up right now”
You die, your whole family is there at your funeral

“Bro I miss him but I’m hella chalked up right now”

by MarshyKat October 13, 2022

Getting chalked

When a male uses pool chalk on the tip of there penis and uses that as lub' for anal sex.

Dammmmn i bet sara is so used to getting chalked.

by Dez nouts April 18, 2016

Chalk

Noun. Adverb : Chalked

Chalk is generally referred to as “food that holds no nutritional value or general appeal”

Eg: the dried raisins in a bag of trail mix, or the whole grain pieces in a box of lucky charms.

“Chalked” on the other hand can be used as an adverb to describe any action that felt or seemed pointlessness.

Eg., running for a bus and still missing it, or playing any game without success

Debbie: this cereal sucks, where are all the lucky charms?

Pat: my daughter went dumped the entire box out and ate all the marshmallows again!

Debbie: damn. Allllll chalk

by dustbunny995 July 5, 2025

Chalked

When a place is empty or has very little people there.

Bro that party was chalked af last night. No one was there.

by QIEHXNAIDNX June 23, 2022