Copenhagen Blow Job

When a girl gives you a blow job with a dip in her lip.

Hick 1: "Did you hear what Tommy and Tanya did at the bonfire last night?"

Hick 2: "What??"

Hick 1: "She took his can of Cope and gave him a Copenhagen Blow Job"

Hick 2: "Yee-Haw! Drink to that!"

by Tim Burre June 13, 2013

Copenhaver

A Copenhaver is a man that leaves his whole family for a fat Mexican lady that got plastic surgery to become skinny.

Me: Hey did you leave your family for a fat Mexican lady?
Random Guy: Yes I did why?
Me: HAHAHA THAT MAKES YOU A COPENHAVER!

by Sugawara(mama) December 31, 2020

Celena

Beautiful just don't give a fuck get what she wants very smart person a good person to talk to bad attitude but can be nice Wen she Wanna be 10 toes down for all her family members don't like liars loves money

Celena loves breadWinners

by Leennaaa March 13, 2017

capenis

a breed of italian men, sometimes from colorado who are convinced they are God's gift to man kind. usually is found in rockies or swiss alps mountain biking or skiing while hooking up with fat girls, or occasionally in portugal having anal to mouth sex with cats of unknown gender.

man 1: that capenis is ripped!

man 2: thats because he has to learn how to pick up all the big girls.

by henniez April 27, 2008

Cement Mixer

When you cum and poo in a girls mouth, then she mixes it around like a cement mixer

If you give a girl a cement mixer, theres something wrong with you.

by m0rph3us October 13, 2004

drink a cement milkshake

to man-up and get over a problem you're having

Richard's friend kept whining about his girlfriend leaving him so he told him to drink a cement milkshake and harden the fuck up.

by Prodmod September 11, 2010

Copenhagen Cock

A dreadful brown stained cock after habitually recieving Dip Jobs. Also known as the Nicotine Fit.

Guy 1 "Man you should put some Crest White strips on your dick because your Copenhagen Cock is grossing me out!"

Guy 2 "Tell your mom to quit giving me Dip Jobs."

by D Peterskin August 8, 2009