National take calvin to Panda Express day

June 15 2020

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

by Nejeivk June 15, 2020

Calvin Harris

Typical sellout, in his old days he was a cool electro/house music artist who released cool tracks like "The Girls", "Blue" and "Acceptable in the 80s". Now he's a pop star who releases chart music for kids and people who like pop music. He just releases tracks now where he provides some average bet for some horrible rapper like Tinie Tempah to rap over or for some chart singer to sing over. The fact more people like him now does NOT make him a better music artist.

Chart music fan: "Dude have you heard the new Calvin Harris song?"

House music fan: "Yeah I hated it, I miss the days when he used to be good."

Chart music fan: "Oh well, I love house music, artists like David Guetta, Calvin Harris and Avicci"

House music fan: (Shakes his head and walks off with his earphones on listening to The Chemical Brothers)

by Propane_Nightmares May 27, 2014

Cowing and Calving

Having sex with the mother and the daughter.

He was Cowing and Calving Jen and her mother.

by Swill September 20, 2005

Calvin's mom

1. A fat bitch so fricken fat that she can't sit down because she will suffocate her self because of all the fricken fat on her neck , and her cram can't come in side so she wouldn't be able to get up.2. The biggest fat ass, lard eating, horse shit, skunk fucking bastard in the whole dam world.3.A big fat bitch that is a lesbian hoe.

fatassbitchlesbian hoeCalvin's mom

by B1g Papa2728 November 1, 2013

Calvin

He is a thot

You see Calvin over there?
You mean the thot?
Yeah

by ItsEchoRiot February 16, 2019

Calvin

That one kid that nobody fucking likes. A pure loser, moron and a faggot. He eats Panera soup in the middle of spring, loves sucking big cock, sucks at lacrosse, is dumb as fuck, and is the epitomy of failure. He's annoying, and really shouldn't be alive.

"How are you bro?"
"I was fine, but some dumbass Calvin ruined my day"

by Aph111 April 28, 2022

mary celine

Dat bitch who knows everything and is the smartest girl in class. The name also comes up in President Woodrow Wilson's anarguration speach, where he is referring to a Russian hooker named Mary Celine who he wanted to make vice president, he is quoted as saying, "My favorite bitch Mary Celine, who just so happens to be a Russian Prostitute, will be my vice president." Obviously, the name Mary Celine has a deep and meaningfully history. Any person would be lucky to have this name.

Mary Celine is a Russian hooker

by Sibsm May 6, 2020