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C-Cup Catfish 

A flat-chested girl who intentionally makes her boobs look big on social media and/or dating sites. When they are finally seen naked in person, it is learned you've been completely duped by her lie.
Person 1: "Dude, how was your date with Melissa and her huge tits?"

Person 2: "Bro, they aren't huge; she wears padded bras. She's an A-Cup...she's just another C-Cup Catfish."

Emotional Catfish

When someone talks big game (sexually) but can't back it up in person.
Jenny is a emotional catfish, she's been dirty to me and now she's scared.

C-Cup Catfish 

(Noun) A girl whose public appearance or dating website pics intentionally give the impression she has a great rack, but when seen in person without a bra she is dissapointingly flat-chested.
"So I slept with Lisa on our 3rd date. Unfortunately, she's a C-Cup Catfish. Her boobs were even smaller than the zits on my brother's face."

a sandy catfish

When you slam dunk your dick in curry and have intercourse with a vagina/asshole/mouth.
Right after the Indian party he gave me a sandy catfish

lead catfish

Asian girl that can't swim. ie: all Asian girls.
Dude, I brought two lead catfishes to the pool party on Memorial Day.
lead catfish by Timmy Kobra June 21, 2007

a catfish gave me head 

a good joke