turd burglar

One who presents old used ideas as if thay are new and original.

George Lucas is a giant Turd Burglar!

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

Kentucky Ass Burglar

1. A famous burglar from Kentucky who literally stole people's ass by cutting them off with his saw.

2. An other name for someone who is an asshole or a nerd and has a southern accent.

"Oh, I know Rob. That jackass is one Kentucky ass burglar.

by Sex Master 69 February 9, 2010

Back Door Burglar

One who performs in the act of anal sex. Usually refers to a gay man.

See those two guys holding hand? I bet they're back door burglars.

by DJM November 27, 2003

cunt burglar

someone who gains unauthorized access to a womans vagina with intent to rape her.

there is a cunt burglar on the loose in London

by youngbish April 6, 2011

Texas turd burglar

The act of reaching up someone's anus "while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

by Dustin Neahr January 17, 2006

turd burglar

Anyone who steals from a Year 9 student at Melbourne High School, Australia (derived from the olden day term 'Third')

Look at that Turd Burglar tag that Turd!! F*ckin Turds... Need to be taught a lesson

by fatty August 21, 2003

Frosted Turd Burglar

When a woman who has to take a shit, tricks a man into having anal sex until he finishes inside, then the woman subsequently shits out the turd and fuckes herself with said turd to get pregnant.

I'm going to court for child support because this frosted turd burglar is trying to take me for everything I have! It was just suppoused to be a simple Craigslist hookup!?!

by Bankerlovely February 24, 2021