What brings you on?

that douchey, passive-aggressive Tinder question

after exchanging niceties and compliments with his new match, Bartholomew saw the dreaded "What brings you on?" pop up in his Tinder chat with Beatrice. "my fucking god," he thought, "why do people ask that dumb fucking question? what brings me on? I used my fingers swiping an app that probably sells my location data. fuck off, lady" and he immediately unmatched

by Uncle Joosie May 2, 2022

einen Baris bringen

wenn man etwas normales vor hat und es durch aeussere Umstaende zu einer dummen Aktion wird

Einen Baris bringen bedeuted:

Die Pisse eines Welpen wegwischen, ausrutschen und sich den Arm brechen.
Sich solange von einem Kumpel im Einkaufswagen ziehen lassen bis man auf die Fresse fliegt.
Einen Wurfstern beim ersten Versuch im Brennnesselbeet verlieren.

by Nick1312 October 30, 2020

Bringin Da Ice

"Bringin Da Ice" is a term used to describe something somebody has done that is cool or looks good (therefore the person is "bringin da ice") It can also be used for pretty much anything as an alternative to awesome or safe

1) Woah that's an amazing keyboard solo - he's bringin da ice fo sho.

2) He's bringin da ice and owning you n00b.

3) This burger brings da ice.

4) She's so hot she's bringin da ice.

by I'm Jack Cooper April 20, 2006

bringing the awesome

The action of bringing the fun-ness, action, and entertainment to a certain place or scene.

"Hey man, are you coming to the party?"
"Yeah, I am gonna bring the drinks"
"Hell yeah, I'm bringing the awesome tonight!"

by Vinnie M. March 13, 2008

Bringin The Sky Down

To be amazing or to have done something unbelievable, especially in the video game universe.

past tense: Brought the sky down
future tense: Bringing down the sky

Dude, I'm bringin the sky down. I'm going 24 and 1 on COD4 Free-for-All.

by Chase Fisher April 1, 2008

Bring Pants

A phrase that you say when your little brother has pissed himself at the park.

(on phone)
Sarah: Jess, you have to come pick up Josh.
Jess: Why?
Sarah: He just pissed himself.
Jess: Ok. I'm on my way.
Sarah: Bring pants

by Sarah and Morgan December 21, 2008

bring the sexy

"Bringing the sexy" refers to carrying a confident, alluring or charismatic attitude. It may be used by either gender in almost any situation, but it is most likely used at a party or a night out on the town. Analogous to "working my schwerve" or "bringing my game face."

This may be confused with "bringing sexy back," popularized by Justin Timberlake. The key difference is that "bringing sexy back" implies a revival or a renaissance of some universal form of "sexy", while "bringing the sexy" implies something already present in a person.

I'm gonna bring the sexy tonight...I am unstoppable!

by [e-mail] December 13, 2010