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fruit of the broom

"Your friend likes to clean alot, huh?"
"Yeah! We call him fruit of the broom!"
".... Oh. That's.... original."
by TeeJayDubDub February 9, 2022
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push someone's broom

To do someone's chores or other tedious work on their behalf, often in the context of a lazy person or someone using weaponized incompetence to avoid the work.
A dialogue in which the term "push someone's broom" is used:
George: "What happened between you and Rosanna down in Texarkana?"
Sanger: "We're exes now; wanted me to push her broom."
by meluvcheese August 21, 2024
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Broom Berry

Lucas had a mustache full of Broom Berrys* after rimming Pete.
by 500ToothDinasar March 2, 2023
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broom

slang for bathroom used by fiends
"ayo we in the upstairs broom, pull up."
by johnster.444 May 9, 2022
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dusty broom

When a man ejaculates and gets semen in ones pubic hair, this also can be applied when the man ejaculates in a women's muff hair wet mop
"Omg I just gave myself a dusty broom"
by Paint_dry February 24, 2017
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an expression used to describe something very wet, of course referring to how two lesbians in a broom closet would probably do such acts as pegging, scissoring, etc.
"Wow. The hurricane sure hit you guys hard. It looks Wetter Than Two Lesbians In A Broom Closet in here."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Dumb broom

Means a dumb person. Usually used on female people, especially when a female lets a fuckboy fuck up their life.

Comes from Estonian phrase “loll luud”(which literally means “dumb broom”)

It’s a very soft and funny insult, can be used along friends.
“Kreeta, you let this fuckboy into your life again?”

I know, I am such a dumb broom!”
by Dumb broom June 16, 2020
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