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Briah

Contrary to popular belief, the Briah infact, does not reside in the St. Lawrence River. Rather, it can be found in any number of woods in the 1000 Islands region. If you come across this creature, you may at first mistake it for a human being... this is not the case. The Briah is one of the most complex and potentially dangerous creatures on the planet. Though it is hard to come by (as it is an endangered species) there are many recognizable mating calls that one should be aware and alert of, when traveling through the Brockville region. The following is a list of mating calls to be weary of: da-da-da-doodle, slinnnnnnkin butthead, janistinosterros, etc. If at any time you hear one of these mating calls, or worse, come face-to-face with a Briah; run DIRECTLY at the Briah with anger in your eyes whilst chanting, "you will never date again". This will surely send it into retreat, but as a precaution, it is suggested you do not travel with traces of peanut butter on you.
"DAAAAA-DAAA-DAAA-DOOODLE" - The Briah

"Shit, I thought I told you to wash the peanut butter off your hands before we took the path. FUCK!" - Terrified Traveller
by FloPPycRotchgurl August 26, 2009
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the battle of britain

Won in 1940/41 by the british air force when outnumbered by the germans five to one. Britain stood alone when western europe had fallen and beat the nazis.
An englishman should always be proud of the battle of britain. We stood alone.
by ashteroid April 18, 2007
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Pax Britannica

(n.) A submissive woman that makes no noises and no facial expressions during intercourse, while you can do just about any maneuvre you want on them.

(n.) Peaceful period of British Imperialism where Britain came to be the protector of all throughout the nineteenth century. All that wasn't part of the british empire was either a vichy government (as was the case in china) or extremely in favour of preserving good ties and would not challenge (most of europe, united states, russia, Japan). In short, the empire and informal empire meant that the world was as if it were one country, with London the capital.
Joanna is a pax britannica


Pax Britannica was gooooood
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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bitas

Another word for genious, or the underside of a cows utter.
That girl is such a bitas...she can recite quotes from "The Great Gatsby" right off the top of her head....freak.

Wow...look at the size of that cow's bitas!!
by anonymous185 May 8, 2005
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Britamerican English

English that contains aspects of both British and American English such as spelling, pronunciation and usage. Today, both British and American English are in use. Even the same person may use British English sometimes and American English at other times. To spare English such a British-American hodgepodge, Britamerican English will certainly come in handy.
Will Britamerican English see the light of the day sometime in the future?
by uttam maharjan December 6, 2011
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Grey Britain

A term used to define the current state of Great Britain.

A place of bad people, bad government, bad law enforcement, bad diet... a place where ASBOs are worn as badges of honour and a place where abuse is hurled at the honorable members of the military, a place where traditional culture is abandoned for the sake of political correctness.
A place of moral grey-area, thus considered 'grey'.
Great Britain is dead; Grey Britain has taken over.
by Jezbernezharez October 6, 2009
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blitah

Tori can I have a blitah.
by Dj-samoa October 15, 2010
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