Brad

Derived from Brad Pitt. Sexy male that encourages female wet dreams.

adj. that guy is so Brad.
verb. (female) that guy just made me Brad on the spot.

by brad_Z April 29, 2006

Blog Brad Pitt

Whether a professional or amature; a Blog Brad Pitt or BBP is a person that is themselves very ugly, but chooses to point out any and all flaws in other people. An example of a BBP is Perez Hilton; who is a celebrity blogger that writes unfunny comments over celebrity photos. Perez himself is extremely ugly, but he blogs about the flaws; even minor flaws, of celebrities. He will point out the smallest of wrinkles or pockets of body fat, which just furthers the impossible standard of beauty that both men and women are forced to deal with on a daily basis. So a Blog Brad Pitt makes foolish, inconsiderate comments about someone else's looks, when they have nowhere near a Brad Pitt-Type model look. Most, if not all of these comments are made over the Internet through Blogs and Forums; where a person can bash someone else from safely behind a computer screen.

(Man 1) Holy crap man did you see those bikini photos of Mandy Moore?! (Man 2) F**K Yeah! She looked thick! But that stupid Blog Brad Pitt said she looked fat! (Man 1) Fat? what? Because she's not 82 pounds?! (Man 2) Yeah but you should have seen the blogger. The guy was 400 pounds with a total Meth Face!! He must not have a mirror.

by the2ndflood August 24, 2008

Chin for brad

When someone says something ridiculously stupid, you say chin for brad

"hey stan what time is it?"
"dude theres atleast 20 clocks in here, chin for brad"...

by chinforbrad April 13, 2011

Braden

Massive Fucking Shlong

Wow he must be a Braden his dick is huge

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Brad

The only person who can successfully flush an African toilet in a hotel room.

Zane: The toilet's clogged again! Brad: Let me get it *flush* Zane: Damnit Brad!

by Chvympla67 June 20, 2010

Brad

(Verb) To attempt to screw someone by offering them a highly disadvantageous exchange.

Yo dawg, I'm going to brad this guy by offering him $50 for his brand new Ferrari.

Would I be brading you if I offered you an RB3 for your QB1?

by Notch Johnson Esquire October 3, 2012

Brad

An amazing guy who is sweet, funny, and kind. He is loyal and fun, a great best friend. A Brad is understanding and patient, and will tend to be easygoing. He does not get upset or angry easily. Brads love to dance, and they usually take every opportunity to do so. Brads love guitar and often have good singing voices as well. They also tend to like soccer the best of all the sports, but often have the opinion that playing sports is better than watching sports. They are romantic and chivalrous and make the women in their lives feel special, loved, protected, and cared for. Brads usually like and/or are obsessed with lemonade. Brads sometimes have funny quirks such as talking to fans in public locations.

Girl: "Awww that is the sweetest guy in the whole world! He must be a Brad ^_^ <3<3"

by someone ^_^ April 26, 2011