A closeted angry bi-curious man you typically find at a bar. He can be super hot or really ugly. He comes unhinged super easily and usually finds himself eighty-sixed after the night is over.
Brandon the angry bi-curious man gave me his number only to text me three hours later declaring he wasn’t gay.
by I am me! March 25, 2023
Brandon is a loving, caring, and nice person. A Brandon normally has a Afro, a weird smile, and is light skin. But don’t let that fool you because Brandon is the most sexy/cute boy you will ever meet.
by Brandon Thompson November 11, 2018
A Nigga that gets off to fucking in the discord chat while everyone listenin. He thinks damn lemme get laid and pops into the discord chat so everyone can hear
by BrandonDad February 01, 2020
Brandon is the most genuine, caring, funny, handsome, amazing guy out there! Be careful when staring into those beautiful blue/green/golden eyes because you could get lost in them forever! You are guaranteed to laugh until you can’t breathe when you are around him. He has the biggest heart! Brandon is attentive and will always make you feel heard and accepted. He is the type of person who makes you strive to be better and do better every day. He is VERY easy to fall for because you know he will care for and protect your heart! If you’re luck enough to find yourself this absolutely amazing man, Brandon, don’t ever let him go.
“Who is that hottie over there with the cute koala socks?!”
“That’s Brandon, he is total hubby material, and all mine!”
“That’s Brandon, he is total hubby material, and all mine!”
by Koalabear April 07, 2020
Brandon's birthday is always around the corner. He always makes up when his birthday is and he gets like 15 different birthdays every year. Somehow he always gets away with it too. Somehow I'm the only one who knows. All I need to do is catch him on camera, then I will reveal to the whole world, and everyone will know his secret. Then I'll be the hero.
Person 1: Brandon I will spill your beans.
Person 2: You won't have any birthdays next year.
Person 3: and that's a promise.
Person 2: You won't have any birthdays next year.
Person 3: and that's a promise.
by JonnyLemon February 06, 2023