Muff Brain

When you’re being a crazy, stupid, bitch.

Mom: “You didn’t wash the dishes, you can’t go out for the rest of the week.”
Kid: “God mom you’re being such a Muff Brain!”

by Wrinkly old man69 September 12, 2018

Genius Brain

To be a smart ass

Also Youtuber DavidSo's podcast

Genius Brain is Always using sarcasm, stating the obvious, etc.

by Acelus April 13, 2019

dinobot brain

A small brain with thought processes only involving large amounts of sex with trashy, lip glossed, skanky womenz with massive mammary monuments. Unable to comprehend basic internet questions but ideal for beer drinking, playing video games, and making fun of losars on the net.
WARNING: Dinobot brain results in repeated conversations with IM sexbots.

"this is beyond the ability of my tiny dinobot brain"

DINOBOT BRAIN SIDE AFFECT:
"oh hey there you little minx...you are a hot blonde 18 year old nawtie girl and you like having sex all day huh? wow you sure are hot HOLLA"

by cold March 2, 2005

brain float

/noun/ an expression used for a person currently undergoing brain loading and is unable to process anything as of the moment.

Can you please repeat the statement? I was having a brain float!

by ineedadiamondring October 9, 2021

brain rot

When someone says among us for the 90 billionth time thinking they're funny

Person 1: "Woah, sans among us!!!"
Person 2: "She's a victim of brain rot. I feel bad for her."
Doctor: "I see. I can't help her. Should we put her down?"

by heatfromfire June 19, 2022

Mums Brain

This orginated somewhere in Melbourne, Australia and is used to make people believe in what you are saying . its basically the same as 'mums life'

Person 1 : Did you actually drop 50pt in that basketball game"
Person2 : Mums brain I did

by Nigga off that henny June 21, 2021

brain vomit

Nonsense spewed out of your brain.

The memos we had to write in our Capstone class was all brain vomit.

by TrancePanther October 8, 2014