i-boning

sexting via an iPhone device

While traveling out of town on business, phone-boning got old so we resorted to i-boning w/pictures & videos.

by Shzae March 13, 2010

bonking-off

Term for masturbation in the UK.

When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.

yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

Binting

the act of licking a bum hole

she/he needs a good binting

by bintman October 13, 2012

Mud Boating

The art of sticking your head between a anal crevious, shaking it left and right whilst blowing a rasberry.

Shit the bed, I was mud boating Erin last night and I think I swallowed a haemoid.

by Brownie CH October 18, 2008

team bonding session

Usually held at pubs/clubs/any licensed venue, team bonding sessions serve little purpose, but apparently involve a sports team "bonding" over a few drinks. However a "few drinks" always turns into an all out piss up. Basically an excuse to get absolutely smashed.

Bloody team bonding sessions. Is there any point to them, other than getting smashed?

by thisismyfile8 March 28, 2011

Chicken Boning

Chicken boning is the act of dumping the bones leftover from chicken wings onto someones (friends, neighbors, enemies, strangers) doorstep, and then leaving them there to be discovered in the future.

This prank originated in the North Chicago suburbs.

Person 1: Yo, don't throw the bones away after you're done with your chicken wings.
Person 2: Wtf, why?
Person 1: We're saving them because we're chicken boning someones house after we're done.

by lemonhead2k March 12, 2017

bunting

A word combining the words balls and cunt.

When having sex, it is the presence of both the balls in the cunt.

I've put my balls into the womens cunt, together we are bunting!

by bastard1000000000000000 October 8, 2013