blurtie

The sound when you put your mouth (lips) against part of a person's body and blow.

The blurtie sounds better when you perform this on a person's chest or cheek.

When a new baby is born, the mother does a blurtie on the baby's stomach to calm the baby.

by DILMS July 11, 2006

blurbage

Generic, "boilerplate" information (such as hours of operation, directions, fees, etc.)used in press releases and ad copy.

The newspaper needed information on next week's event right away, so I just gave them the usual blurbage.

by Buddy September 28, 2003

blurpis

a burp containing old sperm

thats some dirty blurpis

by mike charter January 13, 2009

blurfur

double chin or the skin under someones chin.

Sarah grabbed Chris' blurfur to take the picture.

by BlurFur18 July 30, 2009

blurBBle

this happens when one "cuts wind" "passes gas" or "farts" underwater. such as the bathtub or in the pool.

"blurBBle"
"blurBBled"
"blurBBling"

I think it explains itself.

by noodles aka the blurBBlator May 11, 2010

blurdle

a paddle bat used for perfect hitting of chickens where they wont die but they will fly quite far. a bat specified for hitting chickens into the bear pit

mostly used in the game Crumpet

Man, i need a new blurdle for the Crumpet game next week

by crumpetmaster69 February 10, 2013

blurt the shit out

When some asshole to whom you told a secret revealed the same to the whole damn world.

Spencer: Yo! I heard you and Johnny did a bro job last night. HAHAHA.

Tyler: Beanie! That fuckin' asshole blurt the shit out of me.

by LitolMoFo August 15, 2017