bloinkin

the act of some dumbass thinkin that gettin a blowjob on a toilet is called a "bloinkin" so from now on, any body who says something stupid, then call them bloinkin.

that bloinkin just said he seen a pig fly into an elephants ass.

by Piggyfats December 7, 2011

Blowing up in the dryer

A phrase used to describe someone or something that is really cool, impressive, or exciting.

Back in the 70s, that disco shit was blowing up in the dryer.

by pedrobueno November 19, 2012

blowing a clown

To announce something in a public forum (such as facebook) that is shocking and probably untrue for the sake of garnering attention.

"Anne posted on her page that IRS is after her for back taxes and she's going to jail for 15 years--even though she's only 17. That girl is an expert at blowing a clown."

by Berengariathefirst September 7, 2013

Blowing zeros

Referring to a breathalyzer. Blowing through and it reads 0.00. When someone is pretending to be drunk or high but they blow a 0% BAC

Guy 1: did you see how drunk she was at the party?
Guy 2: nah dude she was blowing zeros

by Shortlang♐️ March 6, 2016

blowin skittles

Is a sly way of saying "Blowing your load" or "ejaculating"

Dude last night was a sweet ride with that cute red head, I was totally blowin skittles all over her face! And I yelled taste the rainbow bitch!!!

by Grandmas cream pies November 21, 2016

blowing his doors off

A rudimentary verbal expression of bliss, defined by a meathead (indigenous to the northeast region of the united states) who had the unbelievable fortune, of getting some action from a soon very regrettable chick.

One of Joey's many side chicks, went down on him in the front seat of the Eldo. Blowing his doors off while still in Park.
Also see meatwinner

by Guido4life December 28, 2016

Blowing my crap

When you piss someone off or expose him.

You keep blowing my crap whenever they are around.

by Omar Mohamed January 20, 2019