legally blonding

An attractive woman persuading others to do things based on her looks and charm.

Did you see how she was legally blonding herself into the VIP section?

by JaimeLannister January 25, 2022

Blonde Latina

A blonde latina are the lightskins of latinas. Once a latina dyes her hair blonde she'll hit you with "Who's this?" She'll start ignoring your calls/texts. She'll start feeling superior to dark haired latinas.

Look at her acting like a blonde latina

by zzazza December 16, 2021

Blonde Squad

Those 4 blonde girls that are known to be bad, bitchy, boujee, and berserk. Everyone at the party waits for their arrival. Jealousy follows wherever they go.

Omg is that the blonde squad?!

by _the__goblin_ May 7, 2020

blonde superman

Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, sit down and read Heroes
of Olympus.

Jason Grace=Blonde Superman

by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021

Bland on Blond

Watching girl on girl action, but with one of the aforementioned ladies much less attractive than the other

I went to Keiths the other night as he had some new lezzie films, in this one film this stunning blond bird was scissoring off with a double edged crystal wand with this right minger - it was a typical case of "Bland on Blond

by cheffykins August 8, 2010

blonde-spond

The only proper way to respond to mansplaining: feigning ignorance.

Mansplain: See, they put it in an oven, which is basically just a way to make it hot...
Blonde-spond: Oh, so you mean like the opposite of a fridge?

by Grandma Richard December 31, 2020

blonde speak

The given language predominately spoken by blonde females and does not have a set pattern of speech. It is not easily understood by non-blondes, male or female. Males especially struggle understanding the language when spoken aloud and believe it is open to their interpretation. That "interpretation" of the language has been known to be the main culprit in relationship issues and physical altercations.

He never understood her blonde speak and is therefore sitting home alone in front of his big screen with a bag of Cheetos.

by native speaker February 4, 2012