blonger

A blogger spreading discreditable news about his fellow bloggers - out of pure envy of course.

A blonger is like a war/power monger. Perhaps he
can´t help himself. Suffers from some kind of personality
disorder.

by Mayuura December 2, 2007

dole bludger hide and seek

When you are busy handing out Centrelink payments to people 'job seeking' you may as well play hide and seek with that payment.

Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.

"I've been playing dole bludger hide and seek with this fuckwit for a few months now, cunt has no clue"

by thriftybuggar December 4, 2011

blode

common: 1. a bloated chode
uncommon: 2. a choded bloat

1.charlie's chode is bloated. which means it's a blode.

2. tommy's stomach is bloated in a shape where it looks like a chode.

by moon August 1, 2004

Bludge

Consuming excessive amounts of chocolate and watching movies all day despite knowing there is a hell of a lot of work to be done. Bludging can often be in conjunction with relationhip issues, especially for Females - we all know its true.

I have so much work to do, lets bludge. Where's the chocolate?

by Minuit May 10, 2009

bodger

1. Relating to something crap.
2. Speaking in a deep retarded voice for no reason

1. "Yeah that Thai food last night was a bit Bodger"
2. "Stop talking to me in that Bodger voice"

by Andy J January 5, 2005

Blodgett

This word can be used as an adjective or an adverb or even a noun for whatever you need it to mean.

That guy was a real Blodgett!

Blodgettism is a condition a person can get from crushing cans.

We have many Blodgetts popping up in town.

I gave her the blodgett last night!

by ricky rocket September 25, 2010

bladge

A vagina during menstruation

I dont have sex when I have a bladge

by p00 July 16, 2006