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fox blocked

When you turn on your TV to FOX and find your expected scheduled programming has been prempted by nascar, preseason football, or some other newscast. Can also be a term for the all too common premature cancellation of your new favorite show on the FOX network. Usually followed by the onset of unhappiness, depression, or rage.
Ugh, no family guy or simpsons this week. FOX blocked by nascar again!
by jjt3hii August 29, 2010
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flop blocked

the act of blocking the sandal flop. typically achieved by applying pressure to the front of the sandal.
dude, you just got flop blocked.

jeffrey just got really mad because stuart flop blocked him.
by hjscott November 15, 2010
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Pantie Blocked

Describes the event in which a man begins to slide his hand down the woman's panties, to pleasure her, but is blocked by the woman's hand before reaching the threshold.
"Dude, did you get some pussy last night?"

"Nahh man, she Pantie Blocked me"
by BitchYouSemenDreamin May 9, 2011
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Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse
"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"
by jabbott August 22, 2011
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Cop Blocker

Talks about how much they hate cops and spends their time posting anti-cop articles
That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.
by papatroy September 19, 2015
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Thot block

When a thot is trying to get with you and you curve her.
Josh: Stacy was trying to get all in my pants last night
Dave: shes such a slut did you thot block her
Josh: of course no one wants sloppy seconds
by Saprano125 November 9, 2017
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book blocked

When your friend is too busy reading their book to spend time with society. This includes anything from not leaving the house to not responding to a text.
"Hey can Max come to the party?" "No, he book blocked me."
by BookNerd9001 July 25, 2018
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