The Blender

First you shit in a girls mouth so she chokes on it, then give her a minute. Then you jizz in her mouth. Take the blender you have near by and blender the mix and kill her.

Friend: Why are you dressed for a funeral?
You: I gave my girlfriend the blender last night... you know how that goes!

by Ben Bordanaro and Nate Bell (Edited by Giorgio, Steve, Yuri and Dan) April 20, 2005

blender

Used in the game Gunz (www.gunzonline.com) to describe a sword fight where one guy is stuck in the middle and everyone slashes him up to pieces, like a blender

*guy1 gets slashed to pieces*
guy2:lol blender
guy1:I'm a person not a meat loaf :(...

by AGunZFan July 8, 2005

blender

a party with lots-o-booze

"hey, you goin to the blender on new years?"

by chanel aim: drunk sincerityx December 9, 2004

Blenderred

The feeling of purity, relax and a clear mind.

"I've finished all my homework, I have no school tomorrow, nothing to worry about! I feel blenderred"

by whenwordsarentgoodenough November 29, 2015

Bendered

Getting scammed

Did you hear Jason got (bendered) last night by Stripper?

by BlackLung09 September 30, 2021

Blender of Love

Position in which you sit on and spin like crazy. You can set to many different levels, including pulsating. Include fruit and frozen yogurt for fun. Right after you must walk to a real blender and assemble a real smoothie.

The Blender of Love we did last night put my body into a tizzy.

by blenderboy1223 October 31, 2009

Blendercore

a sub-genre of metal in which the music is fast and choppy, somewhat resembling a blender. Much like punk except for the fact of incorparating a metal like breakdown.

Dude 1: Dude, this band sounds punk, wtf!?

Dude 2: Nah dude, their just fast and choppy, wait for the breakdown. Their so blendercore!

by Siren_Drummer6 January 2, 2010