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shlong blaster 

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.
"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"
shlong blaster by mentos4Dayz November 2, 2017

boston blaster 

when you spray shit on your partners chest
boston blaster by blastermotions November 11, 2017

toilet blaster 

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.
I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.
toilet blaster by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

Air Blaster 

Roomate: Could you turn up the Air Blaster?
Me: Yeah, sure.
Air Blaster by suxti July 22, 2019

Cheek Blaster

A person that likes to hit it from the back.

To pipe someone’s cheeks in an extreme way.
You’re such a cheek blaster bro.

I’m an extreme cheek blaster.
Cheek Blaster by Lyra141 September 21, 2019

BooBoo Blaster 

When you cum in someone’s ass, and afterwards, they fart and blast the cum all over your stomach, dick, and balls
She gave me a booboo blaster after I blew my load in her ass.
BooBoo Blaster by Major Peeler October 11, 2019