Liam Barkley

A very forgetful guy who loves teasing endearing technophobes. Tendency to lateness has resulted in the creation of his own timezone: LBT, where nothing is definite and minutes could mean hours. Despite this streak of bad timing, this person is also very smart and wise. One of the few people whom one can never stay mad at, even those with fiery tempers. A phenomenal best friend.

Joe: I missed the bus, so I got to my exam an hour late. I still got 99% though.

Jane: Wow, your a regular Liam Barkley.

Joe: That's "you're" actually. Grammar, Jane, grammar.

by Honeycomb* February 18, 2012

clive barkering

The art of throwing one's semen at rapid speed.

"After playing Cliver Barker's undying, I wanted to dabble in the skill that is; Clive Barkering."

by drewkulele September 23, 2015

Barking

Basically, gossiping.

If you don't stop barking I will beat yo ugly a** up.

by ArandomGAL August 13, 2019

butt bark

a high pitched fart that sounds hugely like a barking dog!

my buttle released a butt bark that sounded like the yip of a small lap dog!!

his butt bark set off a dog in a parked car!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

Butt Bark

Butt Bark consists of the stubborn pieces of turd that cling to the anal hairs and often refuse to let go.

While the rocking maneuver and pinch technique are favored strategies for dealing with Butt Bark, if an additional wipe is warranted, it is best to wipe in a front-to-back fashion to generate the greatest degree of sheer force and to avoid contamination of the genital area.

by Lewis712 April 14, 2011

barkley shut up and jam

1) n. One of the greatest basketball games ever made for the Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis game systems.

2) v. A sexual act where the male eats chicken wings and plays video games while recieving a blowjob from a woman.

1) Barkley Shut Up and Jam is the only basketball game you need to know.

2) Dude, I was playing Burnout last night and my chick gave me a Barkley Shut Up and Jam.

by Media Play January 11, 2006

carnival barker

Donald Trump.

The country does not have time for sideshows and carnival barkers.

by jalara May 18, 2011