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Leaf Blade Moonshine

Type of cocaine made specifically by adding Altoid paste on the Coca leaves as they are processed during the making of the cocaine. The altoid paste is made from using an Aloe leaf to cut the altoid particles into fine dust. (Giving it the name leaf blade). This releases some of the Aloe particles into the dust.
Wassup mang, i got some of that Leaf Blade Moonshine shit, you want a bag?
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wiper-blade

(v.) To cum on someone's face, then place your testicles inside the victim's mouth and wipe the full length of your cock back and forth across their face like a wiper blade on a car.
Blake: Hey babe, can I wiper-blade you tonight?
Jenny: Are you sure? Last time I almost bit your balls off.
Blake: That's okay, I'll just wait until you're asleep.
Jenny: I love you.
wiper-blade by King Kenobi June 1, 2017
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orcha blade 

a type of knife where the blade resembles an orcha or whale
"i got orcha blade in my muthafuckin' hand"
orcha blade by tsushima August 4, 2020

Sonya Blade 

Sonya Blade; the first female from the fighting game series Mortal Kombat, is a tough, stern, but beautiful general of the Special Forces.

She has a special hatred towards the Black Dragon criminal Kano, and is married to action-hero Johnny Cage, with a daughter as well.

She was one of 3 of Raiden's chosen ones, and won the part of the tournament, making her the strongest female in MK.
"Sonya Blade, the beautiful General of Special Forces, wins a fight with Kitana and Jade."
Sonya Blade by ---<3--- December 14, 2020

Captain's quadruple-blade hair eradicator 

Effects cannot be explained by advanced VFX in a shot where crappy VFX are present.

Or more generally, don't attribute a high-skill technique to a low-skill creator.
Look at the amateur camera shake and rotoscoping here, so by Captain's quadruple-blade hair eradicator, this isn't someone who could also do quality CGI animation.

Playing the Violin with your Wrist and a Blade 

Playing the violin with your wrist and a blade is a term used by people who cut themselves that don't want to to know what they're on about. Usually its just called "Playing the Violin" but when used around other cutters they use the full term.
Person 1: "I heard that she played the violin last night."
Person 2: "Yeah, using her wrist and a blade! I hope she's alright.
Person 1: "Playing the Violin with Your Wrist and a Blade can be dangerous, but it helps her get through the tough times."

Vorpal Blade 

A sexual act. The process demands a bowl of snickers to be melted via microwave. Then, after sufficient cooling, the "snicker snack" must be poured on the woman's abdomen. Lastly, the male slaps the woman's abs with his penis until his member is coated in candy residue. The female will naturally lick or eat the candy coating from the male's penis.
"One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead(his penis being limp), and with its head
He went galumphing back."
Vorpal Blade by EmperorEli December 4, 2011